[Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses.]
My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her
I get all her money and, a-then I diss her
On Tuesday there's Sareesa, she's my homeroom teacher
She said, "After school, I would love to meet you!"
I said "Bet!" with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found out, and now they all believe
'Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda
She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda
I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
She done what I asked right from the start
She got naked, then my dick got erected
Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it
But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool
'Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
Yeahhh.
On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On Friday there's Frances, who likes to take chances
When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances
She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick-teaser
She knows what I like, and that's to please her
On Saturday there's Susie, who likes my jacuzzi
She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty
She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink
She slobs on Bob while I play with the pink
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, toVenus was a fly trap
the man you loved devoured
I used to dream about your sister
standing in the shower.
but I was never cool
you thought I was a cowboy
I wonder where my gun is.
can you spare a bullet senorita?
I will alwasy be the worst
Generation X-Wing
That's got to be the death star
I used to dream about the future.
I used to dream aobut a lot of things
But I was never cool
so you can call me a loser
ya can call me anything
you want to senorita
I will always be the worst
Venus was a fly trap
the man you loved devoured
I used to dream about your sister
fucking me in the shower
but I was never cool
so you can call me loser
ya can call me anything
you want to senorita
I will always be the worst