Leroy, boy, is that you?
I thought your post-hangin' days were through,
Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs,
Tell no lies, you get wise,
I tell you now we're gonna pull you through,
There's only one thing left that we can do.
We gotta get you a woman,
It's like nothin' else to make you feel sure you're alive.
We gotta get you a woman,
We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now.
Leroy, boy, you're my friend
You say how and I'll say when
Come and meet me down the street
Take a seat, it's my treat
You may not ever get this chance again
That empty feeling's just about to end.
Talkin' 'bout life and what it means to you,
It don't mean nothin' if it don't run through
I got one thing to say, you know it's true
You got to find some time to get this thing together.
Talkin' 'bout things about that special one
They may be stupid but they sure are fun
I'll give it to you while we're on the run
Because we ain't got time to get this thing together, 'cause we
Got to get together with a woman who has been around,
One who knows better than to let you down,
Let's hope there's still one left in this whole town,
And that she'll take some time to get this thing together.
We gotta get you a woman
And when we're through with you,
We'll get me one too.Hey basketball man
I'm seeing you to miss that shot
Oh you know the one the baseball shot, the 40 pointer?
You're playing with the chicago snikes
Oh, you're trying to do on them like
A spain, a dootieround or something like that
But you're not very good
It's 40 seconds left you're throwing it
Fast to the basket
It maises and all the ladies don't want to
Are not wanting to talk to you anymore
Your mother forgot your name
You're not very good at this baseball but
We are going to tell you how to put it in the basket everytime
It's called the trychshothe, listen
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That's how you do a trychshothe
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That's how you do a trychshothe
Oh so you're making the shot
Not bad
Oh what? Now the ladies are wanting to saix you again?
And the San Diego Crowtchers are asking you to play for them?
You don't have to thank me but
You know now how to do a trychshothe like this
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That's how you do a trychshothe
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That's how you do a trychshothe!
Little bit left and twist and shoot(repeat)
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That's how you do a trychshothe!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That's how you do a trychshothe mother besh!