Parody of "Ring Of Fire" recorded by Johnny Cash-June Carter Cash-Merle Kilgore
New lyrical adaptation by Dennis Amcro
Painted Desert Music Corp. (BMI)/Tujaja Music (ASCAP)
June
Wake up June
The tree's on fire June
Ohhh noooo
Love is a Christmas tree
But don't think any old tree is safe
Some have a long expire
Turn your house into a funeral pyre
And I watered that tree
Till the branches rose up higher
And it drank drank drank
But it kept on getting drier
Now it burns burns burns
This tree's on fire
This tree's on fire
June call 9-1-1
June
Ohhh
The heat from the smokin' pine
Melted my copy of Walk The Line
And I tried to save A Boy Named Sue
Dang it cooked him too
The cat walked in
Set my Christmas tree on fire
He climbed climbed climbed
Hit some bulbs
And stripped the wires
:(Meows)
:That's when I learned learned learned
This tree's on fire
This tree's on fire
Damn cats
I go into my Christmas tree of fire
And I huffed and huffed and spit
But the flames would not expire
Boy it burns burns burns
This tree's on fire
This tree's on fire
Blow June blow
Oh keep blowing JuneIt's gonna be grand when you takeÂÂÂ
the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeahÂÂÂ
Peter with the heater, he's such a messy eaterÂÂÂ
He's got frogs in his eyes from telling those liesÂÂÂ
Sunday's almost Monday and you gotta understandÂÂÂ
It's gonna be grand when you takeÂÂÂ
the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeahÂÂÂ
Shelly 's silver belly, she's got me on the tellyÂÂÂ
Down with the dog he's a rockabilly yobÂÂÂ
The kids are young, but that's how we begunÂÂÂ
You gotta understand when you takeÂÂÂ
the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeahÂÂÂ
You're gonna be grand (x4)ÂÂÂ
Paladin heat with the dancing feetÂÂÂ
Rides a two tone bike he does what he likesÂÂÂ
But my head is alright but you're out of sightÂÂÂ
But you gotta understand when you takeÂÂÂ
the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeahÂÂÂ
You're gonna be grand (Repeat to end)ÂÂÂ