Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can doshe won't be seen today 'cos
she was let down by those near
they thrived upon blood and fear
how hard to hold back a tear
she won't be seen today 'cos
she was made to be a fool
the taunts the threats were so cruel
she can't take more ridicule
and now she's gone
gone where noone can hurt her
and now she's free
she can smile for the first time
she won't be seen today 'cos
the fill all her life with dread
pulls back the plaster it's read
comes home and goes to her bed
she won't be seen today 'cos
she's now seen her best friend cry
how much longer can she lie
before one of them will die
this is not my idea of a good existence
get your hands off me