Hold dee door for ol' hi dee ho
Step to da rhthym on da ballroom floor
Tip down your glasses and give em a wink
To all the flappers and the mob and Hollywood rat finks
Strut your stuff get loaded and jive
Tip tap your toes and do the Fred Astaire slide
Savor the flavor all the kittens purr
"Just shake shake shake shake shake your little lovemaker"
shake shake shake
shake your lovemaker
Da blond bombshell destroym' men
Her blue eyes are smokey like an opium den
First she giggles and blows you a kiss
Then she'll whisper sweet nothings like a serpent's hiss
Broadway rhythm top hat and cane
Poppin' eyes and flashin' feet
Forget the 9 to 5 swastika
Just shake shake shake shake shake your little lovemaker
shake shake shake
shake your lovemakerA parody of "Big Star" (Written by Stephony Smith recorded by Kenny Chesney) EMI Blackwood Music Inc.
New lyrical adaptation by Cleduc T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Paula Jo Taylor.
(recording)
Track 6
"New Car"
Parody of Kenny Chesney's big hit "Big Star"
Enjoy
(spoken)
Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign...
(BEEP)
Wait till I get me a royalty check
I'm gonna buy me an American made car
Piece of junk
People always shout obscenities
When I stall in their lane
They're all convinced when they see me driving this heap that I'm insane
But seat belted in
I push the gas down fearlessly
Breaks stop working then
I watch the engine overheat
I need a new car
I can't ever get far
This one breaks down on me all the time
It's got four bald tires
And it always backfires
And I'm sick of that check engine light
I need a new car
I replaced all the cables and hoses
Had grease all over my face
For a couple weekends I had parts thrown all over the place
I put it back together fast
But now it's even worse
Now my friends just laugh
Cause it only goes in reverse
I need a new car
Getting to work's hard
When you have to drive backwards all the time
I'd find a junkyard and I'd sell it for parts
But I know they won't give me a dime
I need a new car
I won't repair anymore
Now the dang transmission's about to fall out
The only thought that's on my brain is the new car
I could be driving now
Rumor is they're having a sale over at the push pull or drag car lot
If I can get this towed down there I swear I'll take anything they've got
So with a credit line of $20,000 plus
No interest or money down and no more taking the bus
I got a new car
Looking like a big star
I don't care if the price is too high
It's got a VCR cruise control and Onstar
So I know where I'm at al